The Beard Trials

DM: Ethan

PCs: varies

Questline: The Beard Trials

Status: Ongoing

''The Beard Club had gathered together for their monthly meeting. Morrie had brewed is strongest ale for the occasion. Dundy talked with Malovar about Chickens and the afterlife, as Draven and Bor arm wrestled in the center of the room. Norok sat with Morrie, sharing his latest mind bending riddle when all of a sudden, Morrie had an idea! "What if we gather men from across the world to solve Norok's riddles?" Dundy looked over to his dwarven buddy and raised a valid point. "Why would they want to compete though?" Morrie was stumped. Then, Norok piped up. "We could let them into the Beard Club!" the group seemed open to this. all but Dundy, who was still unsure. "But then what if they're ONLY smart? we don't want scrubs." Draven spoke up in agreement. "True. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me." the group sat in thought for a while when Bor suggested "What if it's an arm wrestling competiton? Then they'd all be strong!" Malovar then spoke up, saying "then they might be stupid as shit." Norok jumped up on a table and declared "I KNOW! We shall create an obstacle course testing Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma!" the group saw that it was good and said that it was good. And so, Dundy Blew the battle horn and sent out the decree that the Beard Trials were to take place. ENTER NOW!!! For the mightiest Bearded warriors from across the Multiverse are flocking in to earn a place in the Beard Club's outer ring!!''

The Beard Trials is an event held once a Dundy Birthday (Three Months irl) to decide a new member of the Beard Club's outer ring. the winners (Such as Boxer in Beard Trials 1) are granted mighty weapons and a large xp boost along with the blessing of the inner ring. (Dundy, Bor, Draven, Malovar, Morrie, and Norok) To date, (1/16/2016) there has only been one event held, with the next being planned in March 2016.

Beard Trials 1 (Held in December 2015)

Beard Trials 2 (Planned for March 2016)

Beard Trials 3 (Planned For June 2016)